Friday, March 23, 2007

The Three Legs Bull

After being crippled and seriously wounded by a sudden and cunning bear, the bull 2007 has loss one of its legs in the battle. It is surprising why the bear stop its assault and return to the forest. One of the possible reasons is the bear is more comfortable to attack at night (somehow, hmm…, like a night-elf bear). It is now morning of the day and this provide a chance for the bull to come for circus presentation on the stage.

Despite losing a legs, out beloved PM, in preparing for the election, has specially designed a metal robotic leg for the bull (specifically, lembu cacat). The new leg has several high tech and advance powerful weapons, such as using of mass media to cultivate investment atmosphere in Malaysia, using of government policies to improve economics condition, providing incentives to various businesses sector, a move towards more open market policies and etc. Of coz, with the election coming in, the robotic sensors embedded on the high tech legs will also tend to ignore some speculation activities (by having less UMA), and thus, our publicly famous friends such as IRIS, IPOWER, DBHD, PMIND, MOBIF and etc could be back soon. Based on the inverted yield curve in US, which lead to a speculation that the US interest rates will be reduced in the future, the prospect for this bull is bright and encouraging.

According to the scientists and designers, the robotics leg is designed to charge towards 1350 and the name for this military mission is “GLC-play”. According to rumors, the powerful design is fueled by EPF petroleum. It is said that this kind of petroleum is environmental friendly and had saved life of many of the Malaysia mega-projects and giga-companies (Well, there are of course some companies not being saved during crisis. But we cannot blame anyone, because, in the first place, why not these companies which are not being saved are not using environmental friendly petrol?). Anyway, rumors remain rumors… Investors are advised to follow their own feelings, guided by hope and greed, to play in the market.

How about the bear? Well, the bear, although disappear, is not dead. As the bull is equipped with new technological advanced military weapons, the bear also need something to fight back. Obviously, the falling dagger being used last time is no longer powerful to damage the bull… I am guessing the bear will need a “flying keris” this time. The weapons for the bear are expected to be: US home equity loans, Japanese carry trade, China interest rates increase and nuclear weapons from Iran. Some of these weapons are very powerful… and if strike on the KLSE, will be a 500 points of damages. The problem is: we do not know when the R&D of these weapons will complete. And judging by Feng Shui and various ancient technologies such as “bomoh, evil spells and Thai-dragon-king”, the bear will need some time, probably 2-3 months to rest.

For the time being, look out for a red bull with the trademark of “Malaysia Boleh!” on its right front leg, which are charging frantically due to the limited time for it to complete its mission within these few months (1350, and probably 1500, and even 2000 if the herd get crazy and fated to a disastrous outcome). However, psychologically, focus your attention on a huge bear, which will strike suddenly at anytime. We are now in a war… be alert or else, you will be eliminated in the next bubble.

3 comments:

Trader Max said...

Bwahahahahahahahahaha
Muahahahahahahahahaha
Kiakakakakakakakakaka
Darn farnie. Walaueh....

Ok serious tone.
Hhaahahahah

OK, really serious
mmmmmmhahahahahhahaha

Really really really Serious.
I think what the govt doing is this - taking opportunity of the recovery, pump in more good news etc, get the foreigners to pump in money, ready for election.

Now, thing is this. How do we "time" this bear? Hmm, still very guilty of trying to time the market.
1. When election is over.
2. Historic base - the last time foreigners came and left - the sudden pumping in of foreign monies followed by the massive pullouts in the Asian Region. Msia is not the only one. Check that out ;)
*Hints *Hints *Hints :P

booffett said...

for historical base, i guess u are trying to say large volume to push up by foreigners to distribute, it is like tat?

i dun quite understand on this...

hehehehe......

Trader Max said...

Happen before - foreigners came in pump like mad.
Then they left, massive pull out.
Check history :P